My Grandpa Got a Snuggie

Jealous!

haiku #—

i only ask for some good
something you can give
my heart quakes at the prospect

Come to The Cosby Show

The Cosby Show @ Cafe Mocha
Saturday 11/7/09 6pm-10pm
263 S. 10th Street Philadelphia, PA

Because this is the first show I’ve had work in since graduation. It’s about time I got that ball rolling.

How to Avoid a Trapped Arm Whilst Cuddling in Bed

Kiki de Montparnasse

Do not forget what inspires you; you will forget your roots and yourself.

(pudding)pop art

There is something satisfying about the way hot glue scalds my fingertips
so I don’t know what is skin and what’s not
I peel anyway

I have been working six hours;
placed seven lines 
and two shapes
onto the one board I painted black

doesn’t seem like much
but I like to think I’m deliberate,
or at least that’s what I’d tell a critic

Artist’s Statement:
A Deliberate Use Of Lines And Shapes In Fabric
Hot Glue Burns Satisfy The Artist’s Shame
In Making Things She Can Sell
Instead Of Performance Pieces From The Heart

(an exercise in my craft and medium is worthy of a place in an art show
even if it won’t move you the way I normally could
maybe you will smile)

I adore your pancreas, and the line of your femur excites me.

I can observe my own body cut open, without suffering!… I see myself all the way down to my entrails; a new mirror stage. I can see to the heart of my lover; his splendid design has nothing to do with sickly sentimentalities- Darling, I love your spleen; I love your liver; I adore your pancreas, and the line of your femur excites me.

HHMM: running commentary of Piñata: Survival Island

I’m currently watching AMC and there is a movie on called Piñata: Survivor Island and it is AMAZING. Supposably piñatas contain demons and not candy, and hahahaah omg the graphics are so shitty and Jaime Pressley is in it as well as that dude from Buffy. They’re all in jogging gear and the piñata is totally a Balrog wannabe or something. In a scene that just happened this chick had to pee and ran to the side of the trail, and I’m just thinking “bitch if you have a Balrog-piñata coming after you just pee in the middle of the trail.” Everyone knows that’s when the monsters attack, and of course it did and ate her friend. I can’t figure out why she’s so twitchy. Oh wait she’s getting eaten. Such bad acting. There’s a lot of running in this movie but I can’t figure out where they’re running to. It seems like they’re just going in circles. Lol when you see the piñata-vision it’s red with a triangle in the middle. Oh shit it flies! Run Jaime Pressley run! You are wearing sweatpants instead of shorts which means that even with that half-shirt you’re the least slutty one who will survive! There are a lot of gratuitous shots of her ass while she runs. Wow, they should not have used cgi. Ohhh I think they needed to get it into a certain spot to make it swirl around. hahahaha it has a little demon babyface.

Okay it’s not dead yet, moving around again and WOAH it suddenly turned dark outside. Back to red triangle vision. For not being able to see very well it finds these joggers pretty quickly. Wait the babyface is gone. Maybe it’s evolving? They’re doing something with tents and rocks now, I don’t understand. Oh I think they’re making some sort of demon-killing circle. Good thing Xander is here, he has experience in this sort of thing. Commercial. I can’t watch anymore, it’s not funny without twitchy bush pee-girl.

Halloween Horror Movie Madness

Every October I like to watch a ton of horror movies to get in the mood for Halloween and last year I decided to give this tradition a name, complete with alliterations! We’ve only got about three weeks left until the best day of the entire year, so it’s about time to kick off the 2nd Annual Halloween Horror Movie Madness.

I’m going for a triple whammy tonight with the complete Evil Dead trilogy. The funny thing about The Evil Dead and Evil Dead 2 is that a lot of people like the sequel/remake a lot more than the original. I like to let the viewer decide on their own. Anyway, a lot people reading this might say, Grace you’re crazy, there were only two Evil Deads. And my reply is hells no! You can’t forget about Army of Darkness, which takes our hero Ash out of the woods and into 1300 AD with “his car, his shotgun, and his chainsaw”. Watch all three trailers and hit up your Netflix, local movie store, or favorite illegal downloading site to enjoy.

This post was brought to you by Bruce Campbell’s chainsaw.

Getting Ready for Halloween

Zombie Makeup 3am Practice Session
(Halloween can’t come soon enough)