I seriously LOVE Melrose Place. The catfights, the pulling off of wigs, the bombs, the hookers..nothing gets better than an Aaron Spelling night time soap. The new CW version premiers tonight at nine, and while I’m kinda super scared of what they’ll do to it, I’m hoping for an all out ridiculous script that stays true to the original series. Let’s just pray that they bring back Heather Locklear as the eternal “special guest star”. In honor I’ve decided to post a plethora of my favorite clips. Enjoy my kittens, television hasn’t been this ludicrous and wonderful in a long time.